Are you a millionaire? Do you want someone in your life who appreciates you for nothing more than your money? Do gold diggers appeal to you, but you’re having trouble meeting that special someone?

Never fear…there’s a website for Millionaire Dating that’s waiting to hook you up with someone who will appreciate you for your money, and nothing else! Enjoy trips to exotic locales (on your dime), dinners at fab restaurants (on your dime), shopping in New York City, Milan, and Paris (on your dime), and much, MUCH more with your newfound love.

And don’t forget - if you hear wedding bells, sign a pre-nup agreement!