George Clooney is a total stud. He’s got a great film career with movies with Ocean’s Eleven (don’t bother with Twelve, or the upcoming release of Ocean’s Thirteen) O Brother, Where Art Thou, and from From Dusk Till Dawn. He’s played a gay dog on South Park and a doctor on ER. And he’s a total guy, living the bachelor life with a pot bellied pig, dating tons of hot chicks, but never settling down. One of top of all that, he’s got two villas worth a couple of million each on Lake Como in Italy. If I had bank like that, I’d buy Property in Calabria (the toe of Italy’s boot) and spend my days wining and dining the local hotties my beautiful wife.