Over the past two weeks, I’ve had to use my Wife’s Explorer due to my job. I’ve been listening to a lot of Howard Stern on Sirius and her Nickelback CD. One song on there I really like is “Rockstar”. Which brings me to some work philosophy. Here are the top three jobs in the world, in order.

1. Rockstar: Get paid big money to act like a deplorable human being and score tons of hot chicks. Doesn’t get any better than that.

2. Pro athlete: Get paid ridiculous amounts of money to play a game, possibly hurt other people and score tons of hot chicks.

3. Successful radio DJ - Get paid good money, expected to act like a jerk and have groupies.

Jobs one and two usually come with a trophy Wife who looks the other way at your behavior because she’s gravy training the lifestyle.