I heard this funny story on the radio today. At first, it was hard to believe, but I was able to confirm it online at a VERY dependable news source, bangedup.com. Recently on a red eye Northwest Airlines flight, a male passenger moved to a vacant seat next to a female passenger who was asleep. Allegedly, he groped her and woke her. Upon waking, she felt a warm sticky fluid on her back! Classic! Unfortunately, we are flying on NWA this summer. Think I’ll make the Wife sit on the aisle!